Fantastic Plague

Originally uploaded by mindhed0.

Imagine a fantastic plague,
where everyone wears the same pants
that they bought for minimum wage
at an auto parts store
with an old bag of peanut m&ms;
the damage of such a plague might be hard to guage
when every single dime-store whore--
even then --
uses chocolate chapstick on her sores.

Yes, this could be a fantastic plague,
if only everyone visited starbucks more,
or completely stopped wondering from whence they came;
a time when joy means shame.
That sounds like a fanTAStic plague!